Jonny Woo’s Unroyal Variety

Earlybird tickets now on sale. Book now for the best price. Lineup TBA. After a storming 2025 in Walthamstow, London’s major spectacle celebrating the cream of alternative performance, comedy, dance, drag, pop music and poppers. Jonny Woo’s Un-Royal Variety is back Woo curates and hosts a glorious punk pastiche of the classic ‘Royal Variety’ with a rocking in-house band, a dazzling dance troupe and a line-up of some of the best and wildest acts from Soho Theatre’s stella roster of acts alongside Woo’s own gaggle of cult collaborators. Previous guests on the Un-Royal bill have included: Peaches, Betty Boo, Dina Martina, David McAlmont, Myra Dubois, Jayde Adams, Coco the Gogo, Ivo Dimchev, Dr Adam Perchard, Fi McClusky, Garry Star, Lisette Krol, Bolly Illusion, Camille Leon, Mr IPM, Leah Shelton, John Sizzle, A Man To Pet, Adrienne Truscott, CHRISTEENE, Mawaan Rizwan, Pete and Bambi, Lucy